I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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