Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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