ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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