I just cut my nipple shaving
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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