Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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