But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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