That's intense
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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