But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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