party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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