Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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