My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize