My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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