Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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