what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
where does the pee come out of this thing
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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