how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
farters have to be the big spoon...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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