It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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