There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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