Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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