no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
