I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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