You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She said her name was "party"
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
honey bunches of taint.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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