just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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