I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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