I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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