I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
only if we run a train.
done.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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