I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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