why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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