Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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