My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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