just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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