I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Someone signed my nipple.
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