Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I need water and some morals
Congratulations! We have a period
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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