some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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