that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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