yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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