i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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