She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ketchup is God's man juice
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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