The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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