im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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