I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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