just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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