Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i dont even know how to be here
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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