White coat. Heels.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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