You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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