do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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