3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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