Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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BRING THE BAGELS
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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