He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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