i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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