Sober January is a disaster.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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