I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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