easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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