I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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