just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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