Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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